Simons: Attention to athletics exceeds far more significant matters

Dolph: "President Bush, whether you like him or not, delivered his State of the Union address and his assessment of where the United States stands today, the nation's challenges and the danger and presence of those who want to destroy America's image and strength in international affairs, as well as inflict mortal damage on its citizens."

The danger and presence of those who want to destroy America's image? My god, that's funny. "W" has done more to destroy America's "image" than the rest of the world combined. "Evildoer", indeed.

February 2, 2008 at 7:58 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Musician returns for DCAP fundraiser

My stomach turns, too...everytime I see a post from "SettingTheRecordStraight" (and I'm sure he would like EVERYONE to emphasize the "straight" part, because he sure ain't no queer...or is he?). This idiot on a regular basis comes up with some of the most vile, putrid and baseless hate-mongering (usually limited to a couple fact-free sentences) that this website has ever seen.

January 29, 2008 at 5:21 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Journal-World sweeps SNA Awards for '07

They forgot to list two other awards that the Urinal World received:

First place, "Breaking News": Mangino-to-West-Virginia story.

First place, Longest-consecutive-grinding-of-an axe-by-an-editor: Dolph Simons, for his breathless KU Hospital editorials.

In the words of Nelson, the bully from "The Simpsons": "HA HA! Your medium is dying."

January 26, 2008 at 9:39 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Move to cut domestic registry stalls

STRS: "You're trying to disrupt the foundation of human society, the family."

Explain that statement, genius. How does a domestic registry threaten the family? Or for that matter, how would legalizing gay marriages do the same? Are you trying to insinuate that all heterosexual men will now suddenly turn gay with this newfound freedom, and families will cease to be?

STRS: "It doesn't work that way." Because you say so? Funny.

January 25, 2008 at 12:47 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Move to cut domestic registry stalls

STRS â rational adult

January 25, 2008 at 10:20 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Affiliation fallout

*Snore*

January 11, 2008 at 3:40 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Pet Doberman pinscher kills 8-month-old boy

I have a better idea, doc1: Put your worthless dogfighters (Michael Vick can be first in line) and anyone else who abuses ANY breed of dog in the lion cage, since they're obviously the ones that "think" they're tough. I'd pay to see that.

January 4, 2008 at 4:35 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Pet Doberman pinscher kills 8-month-old boy

Dude, your poodle craps all around that jungle gym, and you never clean it up. I'm not coming within 30 feet of it at night unless I'm wearing old shoes.

January 4, 2008 at 1:53 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Pet Doberman pinscher kills 8-month-old boy

All conservatives are adulterous liars.

January 4, 2008 at 1:50 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )

Pet Doberman pinscher kills 8-month-old boy

Bearded...I've seen some of your other "thoughtful" posts on this site, and I'll resist the temptation to comment on them. We'll just stick to this last one that you made: "In my opinion Pits are worthless, totally worthless".

The attack by the dog in this news story (remember that? an actual item of news?) is a doberman. Are all dobermans worthless? Are all german shepherds worthless? They attack a lot, too. Are poodles worthless? (Actually, I think they are, but not for the same reasons) They bite a LOT.

Yes, Bearded, I own a pitbull. Not only do people like to bring their young ones to my house...they also like to stop and have their children pet my dog when I'm out walking her regularly. She has never growled at a person in her entire life, and has nothing to do with dogs that get into skirmishes at the dog park. Did that answer your question, "dude"?

January 4, 2008 at 1:36 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )