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BlueWaffle

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Biography

Zombie geek. Troublemaker. Analyst. Infuriatingly humble social media aficionado. Introvert. Food evangelist. Alcohol specialist. Devoted coffee trailblazer and last but not least a ninja!

How I came to live in Lawrence

I was born in a secret military camp on Mount Oread in Illuminati-occupied Lawrence on December 25th 3 BC My birth was foretold by a swallow, and heralded by the appearance of a double rainbow across the sky over the mountain and a new star in the heavens.

Affiliations

French Toast Mafia
Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tube Men Association Of America
Militant Wing Of the Salvation Army
Anti Armed Flying Mortal Penguins-North Korea Chapter

Favorite Web sites

http://www.break.com/
http://www.cracked.com/
http://www.failblog.org/
http://www.theonion.com/
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/
http://www.fark.com/
http://www.funnyordie.com/

Favorite music

Justin Bieber "Baby"
Anything by Nickelback
Starship "We Built This City"
Maroon 5 "Moves Like Jagger"
Rick Astley "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Lou Reed and Metallica "Lulu"
One Direction's cover of Oasis "Wonderwall"
Double Take "Hot Problems"
Lars Ulrich's Snare Hits From Metallica's "St Anger"
The Complete Kids Bop Disography