Sound Off

Sound Off: Why are there metal fence posts along the sidewalk east of Quail Run School?

“They were placed there last winter to mark the sidewalk during heavy snows,” said Roger Paschke, grounds supervisor for the Lawrence school district. “They are being removed now.”


hujiko 5 years, 10 months ago

The question and answer are both completely absurd. I don't even know where to start.

Oh Lawrence, you so silly.

somedude20 5 years, 10 months ago

The real answer is that the Lawrence school district was going to construct a zombie wall to keep zombies away from the school but sadly, that funding was used to make a roundabout

LadyJ 5 years, 10 months ago

There are lots of zombie repellent sprays available online for concerned parents, but just in case you do get bit, this is the spray for you

somedude20 5 years, 10 months ago

Good looking out, Lady J! You may just have earned yourself a spot in zombie evac plans that I have been working on for the last decade

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