If you could teach a dog to do any trick, what would it be?
Asked at Target, 3201 Iowa St. on February 11, 2011
“Can it be something my dog already does? Because then it’d be smiling.”
— Mollie Keffer, Z Hair Academy student, Lawrence
“Shovel my drive.”
— Lenora Brecheisen, retired, Ottawa
“Probably teach him to be able to read and summarize scholastic journal articles.”
— Charley Forsyth, secondary education major, Lawrence
“I would teach her to fly.”
— Megan Olmsted, Eisenhower fourth-grader, Lawrence