What is the worst sick day excuse you have ever heard?
Asked at Borders, 700 N.H. on July 27, 2005
“Probably when someone makes up a death in their family. It usually comes back to bite them.”
“Another teacher once took a mental health day to go shopping. She just took a sick day because she was sick of kids.”
“The worst would be that they couldn’t come in because they were hung over. They didn’t get fired, but the boss definitely gave them a talking to.”
“Somebody said they had Ebola. They didn’t have it, but it worked.”