How well did you do with your last New Year’s resolution?

“I made a resolution not to drive my car as much, and I didn't drive it at all during the summer. It worked out fabulously.”

“I didn't make one. Why pick this time of year to try and be a better person? You should do it all year round.”

“Mine was to not lie as much, and it didn't work out at all.”

“Really bad. It was to do better in school, and I didn't - I really didn't.”