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Who would win in a fight between Godzilla and the Jayhawk?

Asked at Shell Food Mart, 1733 Mass. on October 16, 2004

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“The Jayhawk. We support him, and we tailgate hard for him. I think he would win.”

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“The Jayhawk. He’s too quick. Breathing fire won’t help Godzilla. Breathing fire, that’s pretty weak.”

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“I’m going with the Jayhawk because he has the beak, and those bird noises are scary.”

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“I’m not sure of the actual dimensions of the Jayhawk, but Godzilla has to be 80 times his size. I have to go with Godzilla, logistically speaking.”


mr_daniels 11 years, 1 month ago

The old saying is the bigger they are...the harder they fall! W fires real bullets...Kerry throws spitballs!

W and the Jayhawk...what can you say, hey! hey!

Lulu 11 years, 1 month ago

Aaron is right when she said Godzilla would win because size does matter. Godzilla can shoot fire out of her mouth and the Jayhawk is covered in feathers.

Who is the bigger person, John Kerry or George Bush? John Kerry is obviously bigger. This is another reason why he will be victorias.

lunacydetector 11 years, 1 month ago

actually lulu, aaron is a man - i think.

johnny kerry is the BIGGEST liar of any politician since Billy "I did not have sex with that woman, monica lewinsky" Clinton. did you like his lawyerly choice of 'comma' placement?

Rosycheeks 11 years, 1 month ago

It would be out of character for me to say that Godzilla would win, but I am gonna have to be honest. He breathes fire and feathers do burn.

By the way no matter how hard we tailgate for something doesn't mean it will win. Ahem, Lulu... Bush is our firestarter and Kerry surely will burn to the ground. No matter how much he runs his mouth.

Adam 11 years, 1 month ago

You really have to factor in experience in this fight. Godzilla came out of the ocean a couple of times for a handful of fights, but the Jayhawk is constantly fighting off wildcats, tigers, buffaloes and cowboys. Not to mention the fact that the Jayhawk has had a rough past, I mean, take a look at how pissed off he was back around 1912-1920 or so, if he can find that mean streak again, I think you really have to go with the Jayhawk on this one

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