Who would win in a fight between Godzilla and the Jayhawk?
Asked at Shell Food Mart, 1733 Mass. on October 16, 2004
“The Jayhawk. We support him, and we tailgate hard for him. I think he would win.”
“The Jayhawk. He’s too quick. Breathing fire won’t help Godzilla. Breathing fire, that’s pretty weak.”
“I’m going with the Jayhawk because he has the beak, and those bird noises are scary.”
“I’m not sure of the actual dimensions of the Jayhawk, but Godzilla has to be 80 times his size. I have to go with Godzilla, logistically speaking.”