Boomer Girl Diary

Boomer Girl Diary: Forecast windy for 2nd colonoscopy
October 25, 2009
I wrote about my first colonoscopy three years ago — to the consternation of a few sensitive readers — and swore once would be enough on that subject, thank you very much.
Doggie disasters can’t fend off desire to bring home new companion
October 11, 2009
I didn’t want to get another dog. In fact, I was adamant about it.
Boomer Girl Diary: Celebrity sightings gone wild
October 4, 2009
The hubby and I returned this week from a much-needed vacation in California. We started and ended our journey in the Los Angeles area where I hoped to spot a major movie star.
Boomer Girl Diary: Travel turbulence begins with packing process
September 20, 2009
Traveling is hard enough these days.
Mighty mouse disrupts household
September 13, 2009
A distraught woman isn’t much fun to live with. That’s why men often say dumb things in lame attempts to make us feel better. Some examples: “Don’t worry; it will grow back.” “Of course I was listening.” “No bigger than in any other jeans you wear.”
Boomer Girl Diary: Trends make terrible masters
September 6, 2009
This week, the eagerly anticipated list of the “Top Ten Fall Fashion Trends” was released by Neiman Marcus.
Boomer Girl Diary: High rollers few and far between in Quad Cities
August 30, 2009
Last weekend, I traveled alone to Davenport, Iowa, to attend a gathering of BoomerGirls at the Quad-Cities Convention Center.
Crushes
August 24, 2009
My husband was not my first love. There were many others before him. And, by that I mean many, MANY others. The first was Wally Cleaver. Deep in my heart, I knew he was way too mature for a girl of 7. He was in high school, after all. His younger brother, Beaver, was a more age-appropriate match. But Wally was so cute with his wavy brown hair and big blue eyes. I loved him unabashedly and was bitterly jealous of his girlfriend — that pert and perky Mary Ellen Rogers — who was so unworthy of him.
Boomer Girl Diary: Garage door, car fender longtime blood brothers
August 23, 2009
I don’t mean to brag, but as a wife and housemate, I’m just about perfect.
Boomer Girl Diary: Week with rehabbing mom reveals unexplainable quirks
August 16, 2009
I arrived at my mother’s house last Sunday afternoon — suitcase, laptop and mini-blender in hand.
Boomer Girl Diary: The future of health care: Take a number
August 9, 2009
I am sitting in Surgery Waiting Room 1, doing what a person is supposed to do in such an aptly named place: I’m waiting.
Tree Frog resonates in any language
August 2, 2009
MY freshman year in college, I got an A in Latin. I’m talking five credit hours each semester, people! Sure, it was only Latin 101, but my scholastic accomplishment is worth noting due to my previously poor record in Spanish, my otherwise unimpressive GPA and a band named Tree Frog.<
Boomer Girl Diary: Sleep woes fast track to lunacy
July 26, 2009
Anyone who suffers bouts of insomnia is all too familiar with the inner bedtime monologue.
Boomer Girl Diary: In the market for a new vacation plan
July 19, 2009
I was suffering from an acute case of vacation envy. Symptoms included pronounced restlessness, intermittent depression, mild anxiety, cabin fever and an obsessive attraction to travel guides. Seemed like everyone I knew was headed or had just been to the mountains, lakeside or seashore for rest, relaxation and recession-be-damned fun.
Boomer Girl Diary: Couple will never achieve fusion in the kitchen
July 12, 2009
I often think my husband and I owe our 35-year relationship to the “opposites attract” theory.

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