A Texas cowboy’s lies to an international community result in tensions, outrage and heartache. No, this isn’t an editorial on American foreign policy, it’s the new setup for “The Next Joe Millionaire: An International Affair” (7 p.m., Fox). David Smith, 24, is the newest faux Joe. He’s a rodeo cowboy whose annual income of $11,000 could hardly keep returning butler Paul Hogan in cognac snifters. But the once mud-spattered Smith is now ensconced in Italy to deceive a villa filled with 14 European lovelies who think that he’s recently inherited $80 million.

Tonight’s other highlights

• Debra fumes when Ray’s contractor buddy takes his sweet time renovating the kitchen on “Everybody Loves Raymond” (8 p.m., CBS).
• A predator stalks the hotel halls on “Las Vegas” (8 p.m., NBC). This series has been picked up for a full year.
• Oakland meets Kansas City on “Monday Night Football” (8 p.m., ABC).
• Nostalgia abounds on “I Love the ’80s Strikes Back” (8 p.m., VH1).
• Jay Mohr guest stars on “CSI: Miami” (9 p.m., CBS).
• DMX and Mia Farrow guest star on “Third Watch” (9 p.m., NBC).

Series notes

“Reality” beckons on “Yes, Dear” (7 p.m., CBS) … Joe Rogan is host of “Fear Factor” (7 p.m., NBC) … A disgruntled vet opens a meth lab on a repeat “Threat Matrix” (7 p.m., ABC) … TV dating games on “The Parkers” (7 p.m., UPN) … Hands-on charity on “7th Heaven” (7 p.m., WB).

Bill becomes a drama queen on “Still Standing” (7:30 p.m., CBS) … Shelly picks up a check she can’t cover on “Eve” (7:30 p.m. UPN) … Soccer moms play the field on “Two and a Half Men” (8:30 p.m., CBS).

Late night

Sharon Stone and the Raveonettes are booked on a repeat “Late Show with David Letterman” (10:35 p.m., CBS) … Jay Leno greets Drew Barrymore and Shelby Lynne on “The Tonight Show” (10:35 p.m., NBC).

John Leguizamo, Anna Paquin and Louis CK appear on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” (11:35 p.m., NBC) … Actor Danny DeVito, Michael Vartan and Jet are booked on “The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn” (11:37 p.m., CBS).