So you’re no Sandra Bullock or Ashley Judd.

But that doesn’t mean you can’t be a Ya-Ya.

In “Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood,” Judd and Bullock join Ellen Burstyn, Maggie Smith, Fionnula Flanagan and Shirley Knight for the big-screen version of Rebecca Wells’ best-selling book.

If you haven’t cracked open Wells’ novel, you’re probably wondering what’s causing all the ruckus. Just who are these Ya-Yas anyway?

A group of half-crazy, Southern girlfriends from rural Louisiana, the Ya-Yas pledged their loyalty to one another one moonlit night in the late ’30s. They chanted a spell about “mumbo gumbo,” drank melted chocolate from a community chalice and donned their pearl-bedecked headdresses all before taking a blood oath to let no man tear their friendship asunder.

But there’s more to being a Ya-Ya than being a good friend with roots in the South. In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy, we’ve come up with a few ways to tell whether you have what it takes to be a Ya-Ya.

You might be a Ya-Ya if

1. You’ve been arrested for indecent exposure while driving a convertible and you’re proud of it.

2. You’ve uttered the words, “I hope this is not a real emergency, ’cause I only brought one bottle of vodka.”

3. You’ve put out your birthday candles with a fire extinguisher.

4. In your household, “Sunflowah” and “Buttahbean” are terms of endearment not agricultural products.

5. You’ve ever danced with a New Orleans street band while waving a white hanky and carrying a sparkler.

6. Your well-to-do daddy has thrown you a soiree at his plantation house.

7. You’ve been denied membership to the Junior League.

8. You’ve always wanted to be Scarlett O’Hara.

9. You can’t answer the door without applying a fresh coat of lipstick.

10. You know what it means to “dance ’til your socks melt.”