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Joan Collins says ‘I do’

London Actress Joan Collins walked up the aisle for the fifth time Sunday, marrying a man more than 30 years younger.

Collins, 68, and 36-year-old Percy Gibson were married in front of 175 guests at Claridge’s Hotel in London.

Guests included musician Shirley Bassey, former James Bond star Roger Moore, and 1960s pop singer Cilla Black, now a British TV celebrity.

Collins announced her engagement to Peruvian-born theater manager Gibson in December. The couple met when Collins appeared in a touring production of the play “Love Letters” in the United States.

George Michael robbed

London Thieves broke into pop singer George Michael’s mansion and drove off with his $114,000 Aston Martin sports car and $140,000 in paintings, jewelry and clothing, according to a tabloid report Sunday.

Scotland Yard officials declined to confirm the victim’s identity, but said they received a call about a stolen vehicle Wednesday morning. Officers went to a home in Hampstead, where the pop star’s $4.3 million home is located, and found it had been burglarized, a police spokesman said.

Police were still awaiting a statement from the victim and had made no arrests, he said.

The News of the World reported Sunday that Michael, who rarely uses his London home, was in Los Angeles at the time.

Adventures with Ozzy

Radnor, Pa. First, there was “Survivor.” Then came “Fear Factor.”

Now, reality television watchers can follow the daily activities of rock musician Ozzy Osbourne and his family on MTV in “The Osbournes.”

“What you see on the show is absolutely us,” Osbourne says in the Feb. 23 issue of TV Guide. “None of it’s been doctored or manufactured. It’s real. It’s the Ozzy Osbourne ‘Real World.'”

In one episode, his 17-year-old daughter has a birthday party and he spends the evening wagging his finger at her friends, yelling “Don’t smoke!” and trying to be heard over thumping techno music.

“What is this?” Osbourne finally asks. “It’s music to get a brain seizure by.”

The show begins March 5.

A gay old cartoon

Showtime, which airs “Queer As Folk,” has upped the ante with “Queer Duck,” a cartoon show featuring the voices of Jim J. Bullock and RuPaul.

“Queer Duck” follows “the outrageous adventures of a duck who works as a male nurse,” Showtime says. The duck and his animal pals Openly Gator, Bi Polar Bear and Oscar Wildcat “all lead openly gay lives and mix in a plethora of double-entendres and comic situations that always have the duck in a stew.” The animated antics will air every Tuesday following “Queer as Folk.”