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Up with chemicals. Down with dandelions.
You are officially and officiously toxic.
Am I missing something, or is the writer truly ranting about too many dandelions?
Well, I guess he is serious, based on a similar rant in 2007.
I have going to have to cite Mr. Omar for a rules infraction. Book says you are only allowed one dandelion rant every ten years.
I detect a rant, one well clothed in playfulness. And why not? The European invasive has had ideal cool, wet weather to flourish this year to maximize its productivity, at the expense of many a near monoculture lawn. For me, it's a bit of cosmic humor that we are offended by a plant that has piggybacked itself on top of our imported English lawns that we seem so intent on spreading across this part of the planet. If we were really wanting carefree lawns, we'd all have prairie grasses in our lawns instead, as dandelions don't mix nearly as well with them, and those warm season natives seem to have adapted to every climatic extreme that has been thrown at them for the past 8,000 years.
Even prairie grasses aren't exactly 'native' to Lawrence and Douglas County. 100 miles from here, yes. The 'Kansas of the mind'? Yes. Douglas County? Is naturally a hardwood forest. Leave everything for 50 years and it will look like the undeveloped part of Brook Creek Park, not a Flint Hills prairie.
Sorry, buddy, you need to check your facts. When settlers moved into Douglas County in the 1850s, it was around 85% tallgrass prairie and 15% oak-hickory/floodplain forests. It's true that you need fire to maintain the prairies in this part of the state, but the prairie grasses have been here since the ice age ended and they do just fine here. Do you think someone planted the Prairie Nature Park prairie? Or the Akin Prairie? Come to think of it, you should consider coming to the free Prairie Wildflower walk coming up on May 25 at the Akin Prairie--there will be lots of folks there who can answer your questions about it:
I beg to differ, Dandelions are good food. You can consume all the parts, leaves, flowers, buds, and roots. Dandelion wine is delicious to drink and has a certain kick. Dandelion jelly tastes great on a homemade biscuit. The buds can be batter dipped and fried, the leaves eaten raw in a salad or cooked like spinach, and the roots can be dried and ground as a coffee substitute or boiled and eaten like potatoes. These plants along with cattails are great foods.
Absolutely. Great Iron source. My wife mixes the Leaves in with a fresh salad mix.
I like dandelions more than the destruction wrought by the hatred of dandelions.
Dandelion, a song by the Rolling Stones that never got much attention. A pretty good little diddy in it's day.
Keith RiffHard thought it was a nice name for his daughter !
First world problems. Dude sure does hate dandelions though...
I definitely prefer dandelions to soaking the ground with RoundUp.
If you soak the ground with RoundUp you're doing it wrong & you're gonna kill a lot more vegetation than dandelions.
Roundup becomes inert when it comes in contact with the soil anyway so soaking the ground won't do anything. It needs to be sprayed directly on the weeds to get rid of them.
Monsanto rules apply...or else...
Whatever, I would never touch Round Up so it doesn't matter.
If you let your grass grow real tall, the dandelions don't grow so well. Unfortunately, the city promotes a dandelion growth environment.
Besides, think of how supportive all those dandelions are for honey bees!
Hoiw many honey bees do you think we have in Lawrence, gr? I will bet very few. What do you think?
The honey bee is the Kansas state insect and there are thousands and thousands of them. They pollinate most of the food plants.
I've always liked the colloquial French name for dandelions - "pis-en-lit", which means "wet the bed" and is supposedly what eating too much of them would make you do. The other French name for them is "dent de lion" or "lion's teeth", which is where the English word comes from. Dandelion salad is quite good, but I guess you shouldn't have it too close to bedtime.
If I ever decided to be a terrorist of the non-lethal variety, a perfect act would be just to fly over a wealthy suburb and drop a plane load of dandelion seeds - of course, it would also serve as a stimulus plan for the chemical industry.
It worked! I am elderly now...and have been looking for a way to improve my abilities to..."enrich thee weez". Someone once said," All happiness is some form of relief". Thank you Dr. boltzmann. I feel better now.
I wonder if this LTE writer got weeded out of Journalism School for being a blooming yellow journalist.
Feel free to do what you want with YOUR lawn. I prefer to keep mine in such a condition that my dogs and child can play in it without worry about how many chemicals they are ingesting.
If you want to micromanage a private property, then buy it.
You should contact me I collect dandelions for a hobby. things have kind of gotten out of hand and I could use some help..
I am allergic to moles and all byproducts.... please advise
If you have moles, call Dr. Avogadro. He's got their number.
Being a moderate I see the dandeion as a non political issue. But I am admitting NIMBY.
Dandelions? Hell's bells, Henbit rules the countryside these days. Farmers are going to have to do some serious glyphosphate burndown on fields for it.
A theory I have heard is that henbit has become such a problem because we're killed off most of the other weeds that kept it in check.
I've tried pouring leftover boiling oil on dandelions after I've fried chicken or pork chops. They do shrivel up quite satisfyingly and look dead for a day or two but it doesn't seem to actually kill them. Got to respect something that survives boiling oil.
when Dandelions are outlawed,
then only outlaws will have Dandelions.
can somebody please find Mr. Omar a real problem?
I think he must be REALLY bored.
Dandelion obsession. Lawn obsession. Jeeze. Some people would rather nuke their lawns just to get rid of harmless dandelion. From what I see dandellions space out far enough that even if there are thousands of them, they will not choke out your grass. In fact, they even provide ground cover in areas where the grass might be thinner. The more greenage you got, the cooler your ground temperature will be and this can only help your overall lawn from getting dried up and vulnerable to the summer heat.
Them dandelions are the Rodney Dangerfield's of lawn. No respect. Oh forgot to mention...dandelions are considered by many to be a superfood. Healthy and also detoxifying. Good for your liver and kidney health. Just sayin.
And what other readily available organic means is there to hold under someone's chin to see if they like butter? jeez!
I had totally forgot about that! Thanks for the reminder. Also, dandelions are the first flowers that a child gives to their mother. Has any other mother put them in a glass of water and displayed them while their child beams? One of the small but priceless joys of being Mom.
Lawns composed of....
--- Dandelion = low maintenance lawn with beauty = bees.
--- Clover = low maintenance lawn with beauty = bees.
--- Herbs as a ground cover = low maintenance lawn with beauty = and fragrance.
--- Vegetable garden mixed with annuals and other perennials = low maintenance lawn with bees.
--- Better than mowing and watering.
Dealing with dandelions is pretty easy. We just pull them out of the lawn. No chemicals, no fuss. And not very hard to do.
My neighbors have given up on me spraying for dandelions, so they try to reach as far in with their hoses as they can. :)
Personally I don't mind them. The attract bees, help with crappier lawns, and in the event of societal breakdown, you can eat them. :)
I would have an awesome crop if it weren't for my pesky neighbors!
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