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Kathy Getto 1 year, 9 months ago

Nope.

I might be movin' to Montana soon Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up Waxen it down In a little white box I can sell uptown By myself I wouldn't Have no boss, But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well I just might grow me some bees But I'd leave the sweet stuff For somebody else... but then, on the other hand I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun' I'd have me a crop An' it'd be on top

(that's why I'M movin' to Montana)

Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss That's growin' on the prairie Pluckin' the floss! I plucked all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon... I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss (His name is MIGHTY LITTLE) He's a good hoss Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss Even if you think it is a little silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I'm gonna find me a horse Just about this big An' ride him all along the border line With a Pair of heavy-duty Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand By myself I wouldn't Have no boss But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well I might Ride along the border With my tweezers gleamin' In the moon-lighty night And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee N' give my foot a push... Just me 'n the pymgy pony Over the Dennil Floss Bush N' then I might just Jumb back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana Movin' to Montana soon

Zappa

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Antonym 1 year, 9 months ago

Nope. I am looking forward to getting clear out of Kansas when I retire. It's become the most bass ackwards state in the country.

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pace 1 year, 9 months ago

Yes, it is one level, easy access, wide doors and low utilities. One problem is, it is an older home with a medium size yard, so on going maintenance may become a problem.

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sigephandy 1 year, 9 months ago

Well considering I am nowhere close to retirement and I am renting my house probably not.

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rockchalker52 1 year, 9 months ago

Yup. The grass ain't always greener elsewhere. Hell, this year it's not greener anywhere.

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Lawrenceks 1 year, 9 months ago

If the City of Lawrence keeps raising the water, trash, and taxes here, then no. I will move!

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rlsd 1 year, 9 months ago

No I could not afford it now.....

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